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croxiscroxis I am the walrus
I know it may be illigal,
I know it may cause trouble,
But can you tell us as much as you can?
Can you tell us EVERYTHING?

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Consistency is unimpressed with a single success. It confers medals only upon those who burn brightly with the repetition of achievement. It is performance over time. Consistency means never resting on your laurels. Never taking your talent for granted. It is the visible proof that we are as good as we think we are.
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  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    I'll consult with Randy on this. The legalities may not be that bad, as the story, events, and characters are considered Canon by JMS & Fiona @ WB. Let me do some checking.

    -Rick

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    [i]"...In the end it would hold because what is built endures. And what is loved endures.
    And Babylon 5...Babylon 5 endures."[/i] -- Delenn in the Babylon 5 episode [i]Rising Star[/i]
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Thank you!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Well they did say they would tell us if this happened. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • MaSCMaSC Earthforce Officer
    What about releasing it to the IFH team? I dont know how far they have gone with their story in the game and if it would be worth itbut I bet they'd rather have a canon story than a fanfic one.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Yes, we’d all like to here the story, but it doesn't need to be immediately. Rest, you guys, rest, for your journey has been long.

    BTY: This could go well with the CD that Dazi proposed, saving the whole story for posterity.


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    [b]Freejack: The Theoretical Subatomic Particle[/b]

    [i]The structure of anger is repetition[/i]
    Unknown Artist
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Tell us the story! Tell us the story! Tell us the story!
  • The Story:

    The evil head of IPX, Gates Williamson, hires you to retrieve a soul-stone from a secret tomb on a desert planet.

    Meeting him at the mouth of the tomb, he attempts to murder you and steal the stone; but you manage to escape into the tomb with your pet Feeder. Unfortunately, you are trapped as the tomb shuts.

    During your investigations trying to find a way out, you accidentally break the stone releasing a trapped blue Vorlon . The Vorlon (named 'Kosh'; which is Vorlon for Zathras ( [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/vsml.gif[/img] )) introduces you to a magic ZX-11 motorcycle (Minbari powered) which is the home of a rogue AI. Together, the 4 of you escape the tomb and return to B5.

    At B5, you meet the lovely, moral, and good daughter of Williamson, Ariel. You enjoy many zany adventures, but are eventually captured by the evil Williamson. After GW directs one of his henchmen to "Escort him into the torture chamber, take 15 minutes to carefully explain all our plans, then shoot him.", you miraculously escape with the help of the ZX-11 and Kosh. Knowing his plans, you help to displace Williamson Sr., who was planning to take over the galaxy (and sell his daughter to the evil Sith Technomages.)

    You finally depart B5 piloting a WhiteStar with your sidekick Feeder, singlehandedly destroying the Thirdspace Alien fleet. (Who, having discovered the Bearbylon bear, have constructed a fleet of robotic stuffed animals and ambassador dolls to assault the station.)

    You return triumphantly to the station where you are awarded the Medal of Scrit' Click-Scree from N'Grath, the Badge of Bog from the Zog Kon-Tiki, and the Shimmering Braziers from the [b]Queen of the Shadows[/b] (which are, unfortunately, invisible).

    Although you still had one wish remaining, you free Kosh, whom you are pretty sure departed with a joke (that was too short to understand, consisting only of the abbreviated punchline: < twinkle, ohm, nylon-swishes > "a duck" ).

    The station saved, your mission complete, you set out for a motorcycle tour of Minbar.

    The End?

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/shad.gif[/img]


    [This message has been edited by John Walker (edited 06-13-2001).]
  • BannerBanner Ranger
    John Walker,

    You ****ing nutter [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Thomas Banner
    [url="http://www.3dfrontier.com/~banner/"]Diverse 3D[/url]
  • Ranger BrianRanger Brian The Anti-Scrooge
    [quote]Originally posted by John Walker:
    [b] < twinkle, ohm, nylon-swishes > "a duck" [/b][/quote]

    ROTFLMAO Oh man, it's been a while since I heard that old one. I had forgoten how good it was.

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    I have seen the future, and it was dark
    and then I took my shades off...
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    Only the insane have strength enough to prosper,
    Only those that prosper truly judge what is sane.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Hmmm ZX-11, thats not a reference to Warrior of the Lost World that starred that guy from the Paper Chase and had the bike that said [i]Tubular[/i]

    Just wondering


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    [b]Freejack: The Theoretical Subatomic Particle[/b]

    [i]The structure of anger is repetition[/i]
    Unknown Artist
  • [i]"You are forgetting... something"[/i]

    Lenier helped Garabaldi build it... (without an AI) [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]
  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    JW--

    Ooooooo....Randy's going to be mad at you now for spilling the beans first!

    But you didn't save the "galaxy," it was the "Gaglaxy," as I recall... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/vsml.gif[/img]

    -Rick

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    [i]"...In the end it would hold because what is built endures. And what is loved endures.
    And Babylon 5...Babylon 5 endures."[/i] -- Delenn in the Babylon 5 episode [i]Rising Star[/i]
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    Yeah, and no one sufferd the [i]warth[/i] of anyone...
  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    In the end, Greno suffered the [i]warth[/i] of the Vorlons.

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    [i]"...In the end it would hold because what is built endures. And what is loved endures.
    And Babylon 5...Babylon 5 endures."[/i] -- Delenn in the Babylon 5 episode [i]Rising Star[/i]

    [This message has been edited by Rick (edited 06-13-2001).]
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    Ah. Much better.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [quote]Originally posted by croxis:
    [b]I know it may be illigal,
    I know it may cause trouble,
    But can you tell us as much as you can?
    Can you tell us EVERYTHING?

    [/b][/quote]

    You want to know EVERYTHING?? Ok. here goes..

    "Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."


    (30 Centauri Ducats to whoever places the quote)




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    ..And so it Begins
  • CaanonCaanon Trainee
    I want to know what was up with the shadow tech thunderbolt I saw at oakhurst, and would we of got to fly it? :P
  • WHY_oldWHY_old Elite Ranger
    isn't that that Johnny guy from "Airplane"
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [quote]Originally posted by WHY:
    [b]isn't that that Johnny guy from "Airplane"[/b][/quote]

    Bingo, what planet shall i send the Ducats to?

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    ..And so it Begins
  • JohnDJohnD Ranger
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick:
    [b]In the end, Greno suffered the [i]warth[/i] of the Vorlons.[/b][/quote]

    I hear that Warth Nader is a new character in Episode 2...he's sorta like Darth Vader, but independent of either the Dark Side or Light Side of the Force.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    "a duck"
    HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
    Those Vorlons... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras

    [This message has been edited by Biggles (edited 06-13-2001).]
  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    [quote]Originally posted by Caanon:
    [b]I want to know what was up with the shadow tech thunderbolt I saw at oakhurst, and would we of got to fly it? :P[/b][/quote]

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/vsml.gif[/img] It was an integral story element. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/vsml.gif[/img]

    And no. But how you interacted with it's pilot made quite the difference at endgame...



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    [i]"...In the end it would hold because what is built endures. And what is loved endures.
    And Babylon 5...Babylon 5 endures."[/i] -- Delenn in the Babylon 5 episode [i]Rising Star[/i]
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    there's no way we could get our hands on a screenshot of this T-Bolt, is it?
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick:
    [b] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/vsml.gif[/img] It was an integral story element. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/vsml.gif[/img]

    And no. But how you interacted with it's pilot made quite the difference at endgame...[/b][/quote]

    So what you are saying is that if I blew him up, he would NOT be there to help me at the end?
    Hmmm, quite the twist...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    He's teasing us!!!
    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    PLEASE TELL US!!

    And while your at it, what were the historical missions and how were they apart of the story?
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by Entil'Zha:
    [b] You want to know EVERYTHING?? Ok. here goes..

    "Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."
    [/b][/quote]

    And then The Police made a song about it...

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Da! I should smack you around!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Pleaseeeeeeeeee. I really want to know. Thanks.
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    Now that ITF is dead, I can reveal that I found a copy of the story line on a now defunct website. Just to whet your apetite, it started...
    [quote][i]"It's a story, about a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls..."[/i][/quote]

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    bobo
    <*>
    B5:ITF
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