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We survived the Mayan apocalypse

Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
So it's time for our annual ballad to begin!

[I][B]The Twelve Days Of Chrysalis [Revised][/B]
By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, revised by FirstOnes.com

On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
An ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Five Ba-by-lons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eight ships in holding
Seven Narn a'slaving
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,

And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eleven Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Twelve Hungry Feeders,
Eleven Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.

(Reprise) And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree!
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[B]CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED[/B]

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you hear what I hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We three Queens disoriented are

DEMENTIA:
I think I'll be home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the herald angels sing about me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and wall and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and car and buses and trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, holy Anhedonia, all is flat, all is lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...
(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire



[B]The 12 Days Till Chrysalis [Original][/B]
(By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5)

On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
An ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Five Ba-by-lons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eight ships in holding
Seven Narn assassins
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
Two Kawasakis,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
Two Kawasakis,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Twelve Kawasakis,
Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.

Comments

  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Stop singing dammit!!! Do you want the world to end all over again!?!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    This is what the Mayans were talking about.
  • OK, so what's the next doomsday prophecy for idiots to get obsessed with? Maybe I should make my own up. I'll have to make sure it's a few years away, but not too soon, we need time to go OMGWTFBBQ, but if of course has to be within ten years so they can be like OMG ITZ IN MY LIF TYEM AND ITZ SO SOOOOOOOOON!!!!
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