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Jar Jar Binks the Sith Lord (fan theory)

I found out about this theory that says that Jar Jar Binks was faking being an idiot, and actually manipulating everyone with subtle uses of Force abilities. It's actually pretty convincing.

I bet Worf will just love this.


  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I read that too. It makes a frightening amount of sense, but I don't think that even if the fan reaction hadn't been so negative anything would have been done differently
  • More proof. Jar Jar's voice actor says huge changes were made to Jar Jar's story arc:

    Just try to deny it now!
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    I like the part where Dooku is badly characterized because he was a last-minute fill-in for Jar Jar. Was Jar Jar also originally going to be taking Qui-Gon, Windu, Palpatine, Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Padme's roles, too?
  • Would his voice change at all when he takes off his hood and starts lightsaber dueling? Even a little bit? Please?
  • I think it would be funnier if he had the same voice.
    "Yousa AAAAAAAALL thought Jar Jar just stupid. You neva suspect him. Why yousa journey with Jar Jar when mesa just do stooped things? All this time, mesa by your side, hearing yousa plans, meeting yousa friends.... Yousa played right into mesa hands!"
    Then he pulls out his light saber and starts fighting like a madman, using drunken boxing light saber fighting styles. You know you'd love it.
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