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so yeah

About a week ago I bought my first screwdriver legally. unfortunately my card didn't go through. So they kept the card and I had to get it back today.

So I'm waiting for them to get my card and starting talking to this gorgeous woman.

"Hows that burger?"

"its great"

"Whats in it?"

"oh its got bacon, mozzarella, 1/2 pound of beef, and onions."

"Guess your not to concerned with your weight?"

"No I don't really give a damn"

"Thats great I love a woman that eats!"

(Woman To the waitress)

"Sally can you run up my tab Im finished."

"So wait your not gonna eat that?"

"No, you can have it"

"Wow thanks I really owe you one"

"Whats your name by the way?"

"Jen"

Exit Jen
Cut to me eating the other half of the burger and remainder of fries.

Ya know Im not really hurt by that I got a free lunch that defineatly paid back the $7 tab for the vodka!
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