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It isn't as if I killed anyone against their will
A2597
Fanboy
in Zocalo v2.0
[url]http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1-755597,00.html[/url]
thats....goto be a first...
*Shivers*
thats....goto be a first...
*Shivers*
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i wonder if human tastes like chicken? JUST KIDDING! :) hehe
[B]that's been in the news for a while now, i'm surprised it wasn't posted here earlier...
i wonder if human tastes like chicken? JUST KIDDING! :) hehe [/B][/QUOTE]
I *REALLY* don't want to find out...
But where the hell are the normal knife stabbing, gun shooting villains I'd rather like to do me in?
Goddamn those sissies. None of 'em got any balls to come for me, even tho I wouldn't fight back. shesh.
Regards,
Morden
[B]Personally, I would let him off eating someone, but lock him up and throw away the key for owning an” extensive collection of Walt Disney videos". [/B][/QUOTE]
Is that Matthew Kelly you're thinking of? ;)
Regards,
Morden
[i]mur·der (mûrdr)
n.
The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice. [/i]
Now, while it could be considered unlawful, as the article said, nothing is written in german law about cannibalism, so can it really be called unlawful without any basis to work from? He also had in his favor the fact that the victim was willing to be consumed, and apparently didn't think of this as a malicious. So... *shrug*
It's still disturbing to think about, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right Refa? ;) :D
[B]He [i]barbequed[/i] the body parts? Jesus, Hannibal Lector's got nothing on this sucka... :eek:
Regards,
Morden [/B][/QUOTE]
Wouldn't eating raw flesh be more... cannibalistic than barbequeing it?
And Logic, I'd have to agree. I'm not in the mood for being eaten, but it amuses me more than anything else, that people do these kinda of things. I mean, you have to be an idiot to talk to someone about how you want to be eaten over a chat room.
He should've come to America... log on some AOL chat room, everyone there would think he's so funny that they'd be exchanging addresses before you could say THANK YOU FOR CLEANSING THE GENE POOL
[B]NAture involves the internet? :eek: :eek: :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]
Only when it comes to animal porn. ;)
Regards,
Morden
[B]Only when it comes to animal porn. ;)
Regards,
Morden [/B][/QUOTE]
Don't dis the bestiality, man.
And while talking about playing with kitchen utensils, anyone got any helpfull tips at how to stitch one-self up?
[B]Don't dis the bestiality, man.
And while talking about playing with kitchen utensils, anyone got any helpfull tips at how to stitch one-self up? [/B][/QUOTE]
Ahh, Refa has truely returned!
[B]watches the last bit of sane-insanity leave firstones... [/B][/QUOTE]
I resent that.
I was "diagnosed" with Mixed personality disorder, impulse control disorder and non-psychotic depression during army. Sure, I lied to the shrinks like hell, left out the bits and parts about visions, hallucinations and death-wish. But that doesn't make me insane.
What about this, I woke up this morning and the self-made bandaid was slightly crimson with gore, so I decided to change it. But when i took it off, there were these web-like strans of blood from the barely noticeable lil' cut and the bloody cloth. I'm not really used to 'em. It looked like some kind of jell-o to me.
Tasted a lot like blood though, not sure of the flavour.. Could be AB, or just B.
Never did find out my blood-type.
[i](waits for the groans...)[/i]
[B]So, noone knows anything about stitching? Oh well.
What about this, I woke up this morning and the self-made bandaid was slightly crimson with gore, so I decided to change it. But when i took it off, there were these web-like strans of blood from the barely noticeable lil' cut and the bloody cloth. I'm not really used to 'em. It looked like some kind of jell-o to me.
Tasted a lot like blood though, not sure of the flavour.. Could be AB, or just B.
Never did find out my blood-type. [/B][/QUOTE]
needle and thread man, needle and thread, doctors actualy use an evil curving needle thats fairly slender and guides the thread through the tip, not a sewing needle, so what you need is something more like a sewing machine needle but its gonna hurt like a bitch,
frankly if its just from a small external cut bandaids will deal with it. it will eventualy close, but its gonna leave an ugly stain.
the sticky strands are blood thats half coagulated, only parts of it have solidified while parts are still liquidy, blood is kinda a strange substance.
[B]needle and thread man, needle and thread, doctors actualy use an evil curving needle thats fairly slender and guides the thread through the tip, not a sewing needle, so what you need is something more like a sewing machine needle but its gonna hurt like a bitch,
[/B][/QUOTE]
Now that pain part won't be a problem. ;)
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bekenn [/i]
[B] With your outlook, it's probably not B+.... [/B][/QUOTE]
I honestly didn't get that one.
B positive... pfft. MAn, I could think of better jokes when the only words I could utter were "gargle" and "blurt"
[B]You know, I think a joke that bad deserves a banning. [/B][/QUOTE]
And I'm quite positive person. At times.
I'll be even happier when I die. :D
[B]needle and thread man, needle and thread, doctors actualy use an evil curving needle thats fairly slender and guides the thread through the tip, not a sewing needle, so what you need is something more like a sewing machine needle but its gonna hurt like a bitch,
frankly if its just from a small external cut bandaids will deal with it. it will eventualy close, but its gonna leave an ugly stain.
the sticky strands are blood thats half coagulated, only parts of it have solidified while parts are still liquidy, blood is kinda a strange substance. [/B][/QUOTE]
Just use a bit of CA glue (cyanoacrylate). That's what it was originally invented for, closing wounds!
Jake
I would, unless there was a specific reason I could not do so.
The guy in this situation, however, is a sick man who wants to exploit and torment people...:mad: