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The Greatest Chain Letter (WARNING: Language)
Rhett
(Not even a monkey)
in Zocalo v2.0
I laughed my ass off when I read this. Enjoy! :D
> > Hello, my name is Johnny and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> > 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> > believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas witha
> > breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
>removed
> > before her
> > redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
> > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> > everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh,
> > looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a
> > model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a crock of shit.
> > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns sodomize me in my sleep for
> > not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and
>brought
> > to
> > this country by midget pilgrims on the goddamned Mayflower. Fuck them. If
> > you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> > mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
> > friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
> > receive a
> > nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't give a
> > rat's ass.
> > Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
>contributing
> > to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
> > The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
> > you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.If it's
>funny,
> > send it on.
> > Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
> > with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for
> > 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
>if
> > you
> > forward this email.
> > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
> > your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
> > Have a nice fucking day.
> > Hello, my name is Johnny and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> > 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> > believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas witha
> > breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
>removed
> > before her
> > redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
> > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> > everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh,
> > looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a
> > model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a crock of shit.
> > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns sodomize me in my sleep for
> > not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and
>brought
> > to
> > this country by midget pilgrims on the goddamned Mayflower. Fuck them. If
> > you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> > mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
> > friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
> > receive a
> > nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't give a
> > rat's ass.
> > Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
>contributing
> > to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
> > The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
> > you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.If it's
>funny,
> > send it on.
> > Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
> > with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for
> > 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
>if
> > you
> > forward this email.
> > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
> > your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
> > Have a nice fucking day.
Comments
now THAT was funny!
hilarious!