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Following certain suggestions...
Mr_Bungle
Ranger
... and given my hunting prowess, it has been brought to my attention that maybe the great newbie hunt should begin in earnest.
Well, my good sirs, what a splendid suggestion I first thought. It's a rare enjoyment to partake of such an activity these days, what with those apparently 'enlightened' gentlemen, somehow coming to the conclusion that newbies are to be treasured, and brought into the forum community.
I daresay that I would risk venturing to offend you, one and all, in declaring - what rot!
This preposterous notion... well, I can only see it coming from minds who have never felt the thrill of the hunt, and the final glory of the kill, as another forum user is despatched... ah, surely this is the meaning of life, the very essence of it all?
Well, good sirs - let us raise a toast, for another suggestion has been cast upon my alert senses - what of the ultimate prize of all? There is said to be one, above all, who would be worthy of the hunt - of joining in the sport of gentlemen... a certain creature by the name of 'Warleader'. There are those who tell fearsome stories of his maniacal deeds, but I am not one to dwell on such preposterous ponderings of those who have no place in the realm of glory!
So then, good sirs, a toast perhaps, to the hunt for Warleader? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
[i][b]Mr_Bungle - society gentleman, moderator, and newbie-hunter extraordinaire...[/i][/b]
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[b][i]Phat Controller - [url="http://www.thegamingunion.co.uk/"]The Gaming Union[/url] - "Easy on the joystick gaming satisfaction..."[/b][/i]
Well, my good sirs, what a splendid suggestion I first thought. It's a rare enjoyment to partake of such an activity these days, what with those apparently 'enlightened' gentlemen, somehow coming to the conclusion that newbies are to be treasured, and brought into the forum community.
I daresay that I would risk venturing to offend you, one and all, in declaring - what rot!
This preposterous notion... well, I can only see it coming from minds who have never felt the thrill of the hunt, and the final glory of the kill, as another forum user is despatched... ah, surely this is the meaning of life, the very essence of it all?
Well, good sirs - let us raise a toast, for another suggestion has been cast upon my alert senses - what of the ultimate prize of all? There is said to be one, above all, who would be worthy of the hunt - of joining in the sport of gentlemen... a certain creature by the name of 'Warleader'. There are those who tell fearsome stories of his maniacal deeds, but I am not one to dwell on such preposterous ponderings of those who have no place in the realm of glory!
So then, good sirs, a toast perhaps, to the hunt for Warleader? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
[i][b]Mr_Bungle - society gentleman, moderator, and newbie-hunter extraordinaire...[/i][/b]
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[b][i]Phat Controller - [url="http://www.thegamingunion.co.uk/"]The Gaming Union[/url] - "Easy on the joystick gaming satisfaction..."[/b][/i]
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I shall have to roast newbies on some other forum now [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/frown.gif[/img]
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[b][i]Phat Controller - [url="http://www.thegamingunion.co.uk/"]The Gaming Union[/url] - "Easy on the joystick gaming satisfaction..."[/b][/i]
[i]"Look, old bean, if you're going to insist on making all that racket, we're never going to get a shot at the fellow; now are we?"[/i]
/Sanfan tries his best not to look sheepish, let alone nervous. Being dragged out on a hunt for the resident FI loon by a huge furry bear was not quite how he'd envisged spending his evening.
[i]"B-bungle?"
"Yes, yes old boy - I see him... now pass me my rifle will you?"[/i]
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Q'Daan, Lord of the Porcupines
Council Chairman of the Grand Coalition of Porcupines
Oracle of the Mystical Trout of Malfador
We'll murder them all, in laughter and merryment. Except for the few we take home to experiment.
[i]"I say old bean, that QDaan blighter might have beaten us to it! The cad's just put a water cooler on the brute!"[/i]
/Sanfam continues to mumble incoherently, aghast at the site of the ranting Warleader, who's beginning to spray cooled mineral water and polystyrene cups everywhere.
[i]"I wish you'd speak up old chap - having a dreadful time hearing you. What's that? Oh, never mind, old boy, I'm sure it can wait...[/i]
/With careful aim Bungle shoots QDaan in the leg, sending him scrambling onto the ground. Startled Warleader turns to face his quarry, and advances on the hysterical QDaan, who tries vainly to drag himself away, along the ground.
[i]"Oh! Jolly unfortunate that! Ah well Sanfam, my good fellow, we'll catch the beast when he's finished eating..."[/i]
/Sanfam, watching with eyes wide as Warleader savages his helpless victim, proceeds to do the girly thing under the circumstances and faint.
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"Well, wan't that fun. I guess I'll just have to go get another one. And I wonder if the Llort would go for an alliance. I not, I suppose subjugation will always work."
He activates his link
"Q'Daan to bridge. Launch [i]Purple Aardvark[/i]"
[This message has been edited by Lord QDaan (edited 06-20-2001).]
C_Mon presses the fire button and a beem makes the whole planet explode!
C_Mon: -COOOOOOOOOOOL, I LIKE IT!!!!
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Born from silence, silence full of it
A perfekt concert my best friend
So much to live for, so much to die for
If only my heart had a home
-Nightwish:Dead boy's Poem-
[i]"Ah old bean..."[/i]
/he says, seeing a flash of light out deep in the dark shy.
[i]"... do you ever wonder what's out there?"[/i]
/Sanfam continues to gibber.
[i]"Hmmph!"[/i]
"Report on the progress of the [i]Purple Aardvark[/i], sub-commander?"
[i]A slight smile makes its way onto the officer's face[/i]
"Situation nominal, my lord."
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Q'Daan, Lord of the Porcupines
Council Chairman of the Grand Coalition of Porcupines
Oracle of the Mystical Trout of Malfador
We'll murder them all, in laughter and merryment. Except for the few we take home to experiment.
"I saw ol' chap, looks like a bit of rain today."
*turns to the glowing fire in the distance*
"Not too long now....I will be able to rejoin Bungle after all these years on his quest for Warleader."
[This message has been edited by Striker (edited 06-23-2001).]
[This message has been edited by Striker (edited 06-23-2001).]