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Following certain suggestions...

... and given my hunting prowess, it has been brought to my attention that maybe the great newbie hunt should begin in earnest.

Well, my good sirs, what a splendid suggestion I first thought. It's a rare enjoyment to partake of such an activity these days, what with those apparently 'enlightened' gentlemen, somehow coming to the conclusion that newbies are to be treasured, and brought into the forum community.

I daresay that I would risk venturing to offend you, one and all, in declaring - what rot!

This preposterous notion... well, I can only see it coming from minds who have never felt the thrill of the hunt, and the final glory of the kill, as another forum user is despatched... ah, surely this is the meaning of life, the very essence of it all?

Well, good sirs - let us raise a toast, for another suggestion has been cast upon my alert senses - what of the ultimate prize of all? There is said to be one, above all, who would be worthy of the hunt - of joining in the sport of gentlemen... a certain creature by the name of 'Warleader'. There are those who tell fearsome stories of his maniacal deeds, but I am not one to dwell on such preposterous ponderings of those who have no place in the realm of glory!

So then, good sirs, a toast perhaps, to the hunt for Warleader? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

[i][b]Mr_Bungle - society gentleman, moderator, and newbie-hunter extraordinaire...[/i][/b]

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[b][i]Phat Controller - [url="http://www.thegamingunion.co.uk/"]The Gaming Union[/url] - "Easy on the joystick gaming satisfaction..."[/b][/i]

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  • ... well, it doesn't look like your Warleader wants to turn up, my old beans [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    I shall have to roast newbies on some other forum now [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/frown.gif[/img]

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    [b][i]Phat Controller - [url="http://www.thegamingunion.co.uk/"]The Gaming Union[/url] - "Easy on the joystick gaming satisfaction..."[/b][/i]
  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    A HUNT?????????????????????????? WELL YOU WI:L: NEVER CATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECUASE I HAVE SEEN DARKNESS IN THE RIM........... GREAT WARS IN THE RIm............. AMBULANCE EXPANSION........... PARIMECIUM SHIPS TAKING OUT ALL TARGETS............. LLORT FORCES LAYING WASTE TO WORLDS......... LLORT BATTLE CRUISERS ARMED WITH COFFE MACHINES FOR GOD SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • /Bungle looks back to Sanfam, as they both crawl through the undergrowth.

    [i]"Look, old bean, if you're going to insist on making all that racket, we're never going to get a shot at the fellow; now are we?"[/i]

    /Sanfan tries his best not to look sheepish, let alone nervous. Being dragged out on a hunt for the resident FI loon by a huge furry bear was not quite how he'd envisged spending his evening.

    [i]"B-bungle?"

    "Yes, yes old boy - I see him... now pass me my rifle will you?"[/i]

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    RIFLES DONT WORK ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... I HAVE BEEN TO ZAHADUME AND BACK....... THE LLORT SENT ME......... ARMED WITH COFFEE MACHINES FOR PROTECTION FROM THE EVIL ONES
  • *While Warleader was preoccupied with the bear, LQD snuck behind him and put a watercooler on his head*

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    Q'Daan, Lord of the Porcupines
    Council Chairman of the Grand Coalition of Porcupines
    Oracle of the Mystical Trout of Malfador
    We'll murder them all, in laughter and merryment. Except for the few we take home to experiment.
  • /Bungle lowers his aim for a moment.

    [i]"I say old bean, that QDaan blighter might have beaten us to it! The cad's just put a water cooler on the brute!"[/i]

    /Sanfam continues to mumble incoherently, aghast at the site of the ranting Warleader, who's beginning to spray cooled mineral water and polystyrene cups everywhere.

    [i]"I wish you'd speak up old chap - having a dreadful time hearing you. What's that? Oh, never mind, old boy, I'm sure it can wait...[/i]

    /With careful aim Bungle shoots QDaan in the leg, sending him scrambling onto the ground. Startled Warleader turns to face his quarry, and advances on the hysterical QDaan, who tries vainly to drag himself away, along the ground.

    [i]"Oh! Jolly unfortunate that! Ah well Sanfam, my good fellow, we'll catch the beast when he's finished eating..."[/i]

    /Sanfam, watching with eyes wide as Warleader savages his helpless victim, proceeds to do the girly thing under the circumstances and faint.

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • Watching from the safety of the hologram room of his flagship, the [i]Pride of N'Quil[/i], Lord Q'Daan remarks on the 'savaging' of his homunculus

    "Well, wan't that fun. I guess I'll just have to go get another one. And I wonder if the Llort would go for an alliance. I not, I suppose subjugation will always work."

    He activates his link

    "Q'Daan to bridge. Launch [i]Purple Aardvark[/i]"



    [This message has been edited by Lord QDaan (edited 06-20-2001).]
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Suddenly C_Mon arrives whit his Vorlon Planet killer wich he will test on this lifeless planet(I think it is)!

    C_Mon presses the fire button and a beem makes the whole planet explode!

    C_Mon: -COOOOOOOOOOOL, I LIKE IT!!!!

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Born from silence, silence full of it
    A perfekt concert my best friend
    So much to live for, so much to die for
    If only my heart had a home
    -Nightwish:Dead boy's Poem-
  • /Sitting at his campfire, with the maniacally gibbering Sanfam, who remains obviously disturbed by the events of the day, Bungle roasts another chunk of newbie.

    [i]"Ah old bean..."[/i]

    /he says, seeing a flash of light out deep in the dark shy.

    [i]"... do you ever wonder what's out there?"[/i]

    /Sanfam continues to gibber.

    [i]"Hmmph!"[/i]
  • [i]Lord Q'Daan is seated in the command chair aboard the operations center of the shipyard orbiting his home planet of N'Quil. An officer approaches him.[/i]

    "Report on the progress of the [i]Purple Aardvark[/i], sub-commander?"

    [i]A slight smile makes its way onto the officer's face[/i]

    "Situation nominal, my lord."

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    Q'Daan, Lord of the Porcupines
    Council Chairman of the Grand Coalition of Porcupines
    Oracle of the Mystical Trout of Malfador
    We'll murder them all, in laughter and merryment. Except for the few we take home to experiment.
  • In BetweenIn Between The Ultimate Lurker
    IB walks in looks around "OH S***, not AGAIN" withdraws off scene shaking his head mumbling.
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    *moves his head up toward the night sky and sees a rather odd beam of light shoot down*

    "I saw ol' chap, looks like a bit of rain today."

    *turns to the glowing fire in the distance*

    "Not too long now....I will be able to rejoin Bungle after all these years on his quest for Warleader."

    [This message has been edited by Striker (edited 06-23-2001).]

    [This message has been edited by Striker (edited 06-23-2001).]
  • [i]"What ho!"[/i] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    "Eh hello ole' chap! Long time no see!"
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    And the quest resumes...
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