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[B]Congratulations on being the creator of a new[/B]
[B] Evil Plan (tm)![/B]
[INDENT]Your objective is simple: [B]World Domination[/B].[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Your motive is a little bit more complex: [B]Love (Yes, it works)[/B][/INDENT]
[INDENT] [B]Stage One[/B]
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
[B]Stage Two[/B]
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
[B]Stage Three[/B]
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.[/quote]
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[quote]
[B]Congratulations on being the creator of a new[/B]
[B] Evil Plan (tm)![/B]
[INDENT]Your objective is simple: [B]World Domination[/B].[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Your motive is a little bit more complex: [B]Love (Yes, it works)[/B][/INDENT]
[INDENT] [B]Stage One[/B]
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
[B]Stage Two[/B]
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
[B]Stage Three[/B]
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.[/quote]
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[QUOTE] Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a diplomat. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your armies of destruction, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. [/QUOTE]
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison mt. rushmore. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
[QUOTE]Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE] Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to leave, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. [/QUOTE]
[quote]Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.[/quote]
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
[QUOTE][B]Congratulations on being the creator of a new[/B]
[B] Evil Plan (tm)![/B]
[INDENT]Your objective is simple: [B]World Domination[/B].[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Your motive is a little bit more complex: [B]Power[/B][/INDENT]
[INDENT] [B]Stage One[/B]
To begin your plan, you must first clone a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
[B]Stage Two[/B]
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
[B]Stage Three[/B]
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, frightened by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Your objective is simple: [b]Widespread Misery.[/b]
Your motive is a little bit more complex: [b]Sadistic pleasure[/b]
[b]Stage One[/b]
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
[b]Stage Two[/b]
Next, you must disintegrate empire state building. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
[b]Stage Three[/b]
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize united nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: It is your destiny
Stage One
To begin, you must first collect all the mad scientists you can locate. This will allow you to create your time machine without competition (especially by keeping each person working on a different component of the construction, and your diabolical power being the only mind that sees the full picture). The world remains blissfully unaware as to your goal of conquering them.
Stage Two
Once the time machine is ready, you must travel back in time. However, before you do that you collect the most sacred artifact from the aardvark kings: The Giant Snout. You do this by hiring them to invade the planet Earth, only to double cross them with your legions of robotic warriors you unleash from your underground lab. Now that that is out of the way, you head back in time.
Stage Three
Finally, it is time to proclaim yourself omnipotent leader of the Planet Earth. You don't have to travel back far (only a hundred or so years) so long as you are stocked with your latest creations: robotic warriors loyal to you, plasma guns, the latest medical science, and the The Giant Snout. Now why do you need The Giant Snout? Well, because now that you are in control of a portion of Earth in the past, you use the giant snout to command your now loyal aardvark legions to bring the rest of the earth under your command. Before settling down for a nice long life (with those medical tools to keep you alive for thousands of years), you first wipe out everyone who might make a time machine to thwart you.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the town's water supply. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.