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Simpsons Quotes
Ricobirch
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Since there is a large Simpson fan base on these boards I think we should all post our favorite quotes from the show.
"To alcohol the cause of and solution too all of life's problems."
-Homer Jay Simpson
"God told you to lead us to what!"
"Victory"
"Victory, were French, we don't even have a word for victory."
-Homer and Lisa
"Move out of the goddamn way you stupid muther****er!"
*Honks Horn*
"Dad that's an ambulance!"
"****ing abulance, you think you're so important with your letters on backwards!"
-Homer and Lisa
"Ned have you thought about joining any of the other major religions? They are all basiclly the same."
-Rev. Lovejoy
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"Ambassador we all know that the first casulty of war is the truth."
-John Sheridan
Ok so it's not exactly Max's journal but I think it's good
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40551
"To alcohol the cause of and solution too all of life's problems."
-Homer Jay Simpson
"God told you to lead us to what!"
"Victory"
"Victory, were French, we don't even have a word for victory."
-Homer and Lisa
"Move out of the goddamn way you stupid muther****er!"
*Honks Horn*
"Dad that's an ambulance!"
"****ing abulance, you think you're so important with your letters on backwards!"
-Homer and Lisa
"Ned have you thought about joining any of the other major religions? They are all basiclly the same."
-Rev. Lovejoy
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"Ambassador we all know that the first casulty of war is the truth."
-John Sheridan
Ok so it's not exactly Max's journal but I think it's good
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40551
Comments
-homer
"Heloooo... Ms. Oppenheimer? I's like to get down now."
-Little girl on gymnastics rings after a teacher's strike being called
"You don't know what it's like, I'm the one out there all day busting their ass, cuz I'm not out of order, you're out of order, the whole freakin' system is out of order, because when you stick your hand into the pile of goo that was your best friends face, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO, IT'S CHINATOWN MARGE !"
-homer
"Go to Sleep ralph"
"Yay! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking"
-Ms.Hoover & Ralph Wiggum
"Owww... I bent my wookie"
-ralph
"so what are you gonna do"
"Well bart, I was thinking of writing the great american novel. it's about a zoo where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it 'Billy and the Clonasaurus'"
"MY GOD, what is wrong with you, you come up with an idea that has already been done, and then come up with a name that noone will like and then..."
*hours later*
"...it has spent 24 months on the best-seller lists and has become one of the most popular movies of all time, YEESH, what were you thinking... I mean thank you,come again"
-Bart, Skinner, and Apu.
"This is one of those times I wish I was a religious person..."
*running down the street*
"It's all over people! We don't have a prayer !"
-Homer & Rev. Lovejoy.
More later
[b]Marge:[/b] Homer, you've been overstimulated we need to get you home, give you a beer and put you to bed.
[b]Homer:[/b] Woohoo Beer, Beer, Beer; Bed, Bed, Bed
[b]Scienctist Person:[/b] For Gods sake Frink, put down that science pole!
Finally my last favorite is from Futurama (see my sig, oh and Fry said it)
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[i]You can't loose hope when things are hopeless,
thats when you need even more hope...and to cover your ears and go YAHH, YAHH, YAHH.[/i]
-Homer in reference to Canada.
"You didn't do anything."
"Didn't I?"
Lenard Nimoy and Barney
"What you are about to see is the truth. No, it's not, it's all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that what matters? No."
Lenard Nimoy
"Hello, family."
"Where have you been young man? It's nearly bed time."
"I was... I was..."
[i]If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.[/i]
"I was at the flower shop."
"Oh, yeah, I was, uh, I was at the flower shop, too. Yep, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop"
Bart, Marge, Sideshow Bob, and Homer
"Oh God! A bomb!"
"I was [i]just[/i] thinking that."
Network executives
[b]Lisa:[/b] Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars.
[b]Grandpa:[/b] I'll be cold in my grave before I recognized Missouri!
[b]Lisa:[/b] All our efforts have helped Springfield move up to 499th on America's most livable cities
[b]Comic Store Guy:[/b] Take that East St. Louis!
Homer Singing....
[i]It was a little spanish flea
A record star he'd thought he'd be
He'd heard of groups like the Eagles
The Beatles he'd send on TV!
Why not a little spanish flea?[/i]
To the tune of the Flintstones...
[i]Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree..[/i]\
[b]Dohhhhh![/b]
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[i]You can't loose hope when things are hopeless,
thats when you need even more hope...and to cover your ears and go YAHH, YAHH, YAHH.[/i]
[This message has been edited by Freejack (edited 07-31-2002).]
"Yes, too quiet if you know what I mean?"
"No, I'm afraid I don't."
"You see, bees make noise, no noise means no bees."
"There's one."
"To the bee-mobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"...Yes"
[b]- Bee keepers[/b]
"Oh Lisa you say a lot of things! Like 'beer kills brain cells'. Now lets go back to that building... with the beds."
"You mean our house?"
"Yeah."
[b]- Homer & Lisa[/b]
"Homer, work called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday."
"Woohooo! Four day weekend!"
[b]- Homer & Marge[/b]
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[b]Penn State Proud[/b]
-Jasper
[b]"It's quiet."
"Yes, too quiet if you know what I mean?"
"No, I'm afraid I don't."
"You see, bees make noise, no noise means no bees."
"There's one."
"To the bee-mobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"...Yes"
[b]- Bee keepers[/b]
"Oh Lisa you say a lot of things! Like 'beer kills brain cells'. Now lets go back to that building... with the beds."
"You mean our house?"
"Yeah."
[b]- Homer & Lisa[/b]
[/B][/quote]
HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE BEEKEEPERS !!!
oh, and I think it's more like
"...now lets go... to that... building where our beds... and TV... are..."
-Homer
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
-Homer
"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
-Bart
"Oh no, the dead have risen and their voting Republican!"
-Lisa
"I never apologize Lisa, I'm sorry but that's just the way I am."
-Homer
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"Ambassador we all know that the first casulty of war is the truth."
-John Sheridan
Ok so it's not exactly Max's journal but I think it's good
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40551