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Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
in Zocalo v2.0
*brands first person to enter with an Aardvark Branding Iron*

*runs off*
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  • CanuckCanuck Ranger
    OWWW...

    oh great... now I have an aardvark on my butt...
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    ***looks laughs uncontrolably, shakes head and leaves*** [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Argone
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    *catches Argone with a bucket of Aardvark Droppings before he could leave*

    *sets an Aardcark Dropping trap for the next person to enter*
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    *is about to enter, he stops when he senses danger and pushes someone else in to see what happens instead*

    Worf

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    "Have you ever wondered why there are so many dead worlds out there? Let me tell you why. It's because despite the best advise of people who know what they are talking about, other people insist on doing the most massively stupid things." -Galen
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    *Watches from a safe distance with his x-ray telescope*

    Man! I LOVE Cracker Jack, you never know WHAT your going to find in them boxes!

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    [b]Sanfam: [/b]"And Drazi didn't like it one bit.-
    [b]Mr.Bungle: [/b][i]"So that's where the forum went..."[/i]-
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    [b][i]ahhh, the good old days of HTML.[/i][/b]
  • KeyanKeyan Ranger
    /me whistles innocently

    /me sniffs..

    What the..

    ..I don't think that's chocolate covering those ants..

    /me prepares a large batch of purple paint above the door for the next person who attempts to enter..
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    ***pushes Excile through door waits for paint to drop, then rushes in with trusty
    rubber band gatlin gun***

    All right step away from the aardvark with you hands in your pants!!!! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/confused.gif[/img]

    Argone
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Rhett laughs manically while burning pigs fall from the sky, killing everyone. You shall all face the wrath of the Overdone Pork god!!
  • HofnarHofnar Ranger
    Awww man... I was just going to barbeque tonight. How can I enjoy myself outside when there's flaming pork falling down screaming? Cows I can handle, but not pigs.

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    This is not a subliminal message. Keep walking. Thank you for not noticing.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    falling, flaming pork?!

    SWEET JESUS LOOK AT ALL THE HAM SANDWICHES AND BLTS!!

    get me bread and mayo now!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Well you know what they said...when pigs fly...

    Damn, get me a catapult [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • DsDetectiveDsDetective Ranger
    [img]http://www.lawleymusicengraving.cwc.net/mischosting/cat.jpg[/img]

    Will this do?

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    possibly futile, but very human.
  • TheSaintTheSaint Ranger
    "Dr. Beckette, please step into the Quantum accelerator."

    "That's Captain Archer, and this isn't a Quantu.....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

    "Right on target, load the watercoolers and fire for effect."

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    "God's in his heaven. All's right with the world."
  • DarthkoshDarthkosh Trainee
    [img]http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2002/ga020806.gif[/img]

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    "A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles"

    -Kosh
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    OH NO! THEY ARE EATING THE GREAT GREEN AARDVARK!!!!!
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    More than oneway to skin [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] an Aardvark

    ***walks away laughing***

    Argone
  • JokkariJokkari Ranger
    ROFL [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    "Jopoforce"
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [quote]Originally posted by DsDetective:
    [b] [img]http://www.lawleymusicengraving.cwc.net/mischosting/cat.jpg[/img]

    Will this do?

    [/b][/quote]

    Is that a catapult or a very large mechinism for squishing horses? 'Cause you know trolls just love horse jelly.
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    [img]http://members.aol.com/gkunich/Kling.jpg[/img]

    Eating them noble beasts this means war! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]


    Argone
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Calm down Argone.. your Star Trek models with built in rubber-band launchers aren't real...
  • DsDetectiveDsDetective Ranger
    You city people have such a naive view of the countryside. How else do you think people squash horses?

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    possibly futile, but very human.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Well...we city people crush horses using this nice Rube Goldburg device that contains a Vorklift at the center.

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    Guess I gotta ask, [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/confused.gif[/img] I know I'll be sorry for this but what the hell is a vorklift? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/eek.gif[/img]

    Argone
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Mwahahaha....

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    We are here to place President Grenewetzki under arrest!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    All die by my rampaging Vorklifts

    Wait...no...GET BACK...you're supposed to chase them, not me!...NOOOO!...AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [url="http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/jlbiggs/firstoneshistory.html"]Firstones.Com History[/url]

    Scroll down to the bottom. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Just as a side comment on the relative power of things:
    Non-firstones ships (lvl 1-3)
    Vorlon and Shadow ships (lvl 4)
    Purple and Green Aardvarks are weak, but often swarm (lvl 5)
    VPK's and Shadow Death Coulds are strong (lvl 10)
    Great Green Aardvark is real strong (lvl 20)
    Vorklifts are the most powerful (lvl 21)

    Now I know everyone else here will argue with me [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    Thank you Mr Biggles, Now I understand. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]

    Argone
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    One day I'll get around to putting that thing on the front page. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • JokkariJokkari Ranger
    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img] the good old firstones history [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    "Jopoforce"
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