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  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    you need to read a little more closely Messiah.. you havent been forgotten...

    the greator illustrator... out.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • [quote]Originally posted by Biggles:
    [b] Good luck. Only one was ever made, and only one will ever be made. They have the ultimate con though, because everyone wants one after seeing me, so they send off money for one. But what they don't realise is that no more can exist, and their money is now 4 lightyears away, where they can never get it back. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm just glad they give me my cut for advertising. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    [/b][/quote]

    Now you tell me.

    According to quantum theory, it is theoretically possible to travel in time (yourself not withstanding, as we all know that you are a unique occurance and not scientifically replicatable under laboratory conditions).

    Now if my money has arrived 4 light years away in the course of 2 weeks (the guaranteed delivery time), the money will have travelled faster than light, and therefor created a rip in the spacetime continueum. That would mean that my money would be there before I paid for it, and if I cancelled the check (or cheque, if you prefer), I should get twice my money back. Once for cancelling after I made the payment, and once when it arrived 4 LY away before I made the payment. If I do this several times per week, I should turn a tidy profit.

    Thanks for the clue to perpetual monotary growth. And to think that all these years I actually worked and stuff.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    quantum theory can not be applied to things as large as yourself...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Good thing they have already cashed it then, isn't it? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] Another advantage of light speed travel. They get it 4 years ago. I think.

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • [quote]Originally posted by Messiah:
    [b]quantum theory can not be applied to things as large as yourself...[/b][/quote]

    Aha, but we are not talking about things as large as myself. We are talking about things as large as a cheque. Therefore your logic is irreverent.

    Biggles, are you sure? So that's why my checkbook wouldn't balance in 1996. Damn, if I only knew then what I knew now I'd get trapped in another time travel paradox.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Alas... my logic is always irreverent, but, according to quantom mechanics, this can also mean that my logic is perfectly satisfactory, cancelling out the negative properties of my logic. Therefore, what is right is wrong, and I forgot what I was talking about...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Time paradoxes are fun!

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Hehe, Shadow Boxer you are in over your head. I would request wing art, but i have nothing to show for my presence here, other then wasted time [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    you have enough presence to warrant Art..... but always remember the 'cost'.... to carry my Art you are one of us that make up the top 1/8th of the iceberg.... active firstone....younger race or no.

    the other rule applies too..... pilot bio and 'inspirations' by email to me and you will get yours in due time.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • GrevenGreven Ranger
    I may be a FirstOnes here but not ath the FO mod area [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    What a can of worms... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • GrevenGreven Ranger
    Greven
    In chaos there is order and in order there is chaos.
    Posts: 551
    Registered: Dec 2000
    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img] [url="http://216.15.145.59/modsforums/Forum13/HTML/003277.html"]http://216.15.145.59/modsforums/Forum13/HTML/003277.html[/url]


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  • [quote]Originally posted by shadow boxer:
    [b]pilot bio and 'inspirations' by email to me and you will get yours in due time.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    [/b][/quote]

    Did my email count, or do you need something more from me?
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    tis cool greven and the Knave.. you will be attended to...

    in fact... I will mail you on another matter shortly greven.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    ciao

    the bloke who puts shadows in boxes
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    [img]http://www.adelaide.net.au/kaeos/aurek.jpg[/img]

    hurry up and get rid of the pissy green flame dude.... post....

    and don't get anxious the rest of you... it's comin.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Cool! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    That's one MEAN shark!
  • GrevenGreven Ranger
    That's very cool.... He will like that.

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Why is his mouth on fire? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
    Very nice, Shadow Boxer.

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • GrevenGreven Ranger
    it's not..... It's blood!!!

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  • AurekAurek Earthforce Officer
    Wow!! thats excellent! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
    Thanks Shadow boxer,
    Yes I know I should post more but I have tried to keep away from meaning less posts, well then, no more!! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [img]http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg[/img]

    [b]GOTO THE BLACK NOVA HW TC[/b]
    [url="http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova"]http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova[/url]
  • AurekAurek Earthforce Officer
    [b]Meaningless post #1[/b]

    Ha, I started the 3rd page [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [img]http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg[/img]

    [b]GOTO THE BLACK NOVA HW TC[/b]
    [url="http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova"]http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova[/url]

    [This message has been edited by Aurek (edited 05-05-2001).]
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    Not sure which thread to post this under... can you make wingart for me, with a Woodvark on it? (aardvark with a wood texture covering it)
  • AurekAurek Earthforce Officer
    Oh shadow boxer, A little note.
    I only registered on theese forums after they came back after we had the .alt ones.
    I origionally only posted on mods.fo forums
    My post count there is 206 and thus represents my true count [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [img]http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg[/img]

    [b]GOTO THE BLACK NOVA HW TC[/b]
    [url="http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova"]http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova[/url]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Lucky you. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img] A great honour it is.

    You are aware of the rule prohibiting pictures in signatures, are you not?

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • AurekAurek Earthforce Officer
    No, what is it?

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    [img]http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg[/img]

    [b]GOTO THE BLACK NOVA HW TC[/b]
    [url="http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova"]http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova[/url]
  • AurekAurek Earthforce Officer
    I guess its, theyre not allowed.
    So Ive changed my sig accordingly [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg"]http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg[/url]

    [b]GOTO THE BLACK NOVA HW TC[/b]
    [url="http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova"]http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova[/url]

    [This message has been edited by Aurek (edited 05-05-2001).]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Thanks. That was why the image tag was not working, because they are disabled in sigs.
    The other rule is to keep it 5 lines or under.

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • AurekAurek Earthforce Officer
    Duly noted [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg"]http://aurekpics.tripod.com/bnsigfinal.jpg[/url]

    [b]GOTO THE BLACK NOVA HW TC[/b]
    [url="http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova"]http://www.modfactory.net/blacknova[/url]
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    ***cough***

    ahh you guys... I know what you have to say is important and all.... but quantum physics... sigs... how much lint you have in your bellybuttons..... (yours would be soggy if you have any at all Biggles)..... unless you want to pick up a brush and be USEFUL do it outside....

    this thread is getting huge and un-navigable... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    Arik - heard you... woodvark... ok park it out back
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